Tom Arnold may have made it to Hollywood, but he still finds time to visit his hometown in Iowa.

Tom is still a standing man

Tom Arnold. He starred in the popular TV series “Roseanne.” He was even Roseanne Barr’s real-life husband for a minute. He also married and divorced four times. Now he’s on tour selling jokes and stories himself. When I asked: “Are you rich?” He said: “My children are 12 and 9. Four divorces. How rich can I be?

“I’m from the farming town of Ottumwa in southeastern Iowa. I worked for three years in a meatpacking plant to save money for school because my single parent wouldn’t give me money. There everyone works in a factory. They all look the same.”

“The University of Iowa isn’t the best, but I learned about theater. I only heard my father laugh when he saw a Bob Hope special. The first thing in Hollywood was to get Bob Hope to sign over everything to my father.

“Then Roseanne, John Goodman, Oprah and me Lost 100 pounds each. great. When it started it wasn’t good for all of us – dang! – We stopped. But I never stopped coming back to bad Iowa. My kids think it’s Disneyland because it’s all cornfields. I pay $150 each and they pick fruit as a fun thing to do. When I was a kid, it was my real job, and it wasn’t that fun.

Well, tell me about the tour.

“I’ve done this so long that I know how to fall on my ass. I talk about my kids, I talk about Roseanne. I’m self-deprecating. I’m funny. Go to TomArnoldComedy.com and get my schedule for the whole year.”

The “hunt” is on

If we can clear the streets of kingpin haters, getting out – scratching some statue – is a good thing “After the hunt.” Starring Andrew Garfield. He plays a professor accused of assaulting an African-American student.

“Goodfella” in focus

If you’ve been worshiping at the altar of Martin Scorsese, there’s a new Apple TV+ series “Mr. Scorsese.”

Spielberg: “There will never be anyone like him again.”

DiCaprio: “A master of exploring the dark side of the human condition, which is in all of us.”

Jodie Foster: “We need to talk about this darkness. We need to shine a light on it.”

Isabella Rossellini: “He is a saint and a sinner. He asks the question just as God asks questions.”

How to get a cold reception

A more friendly tip. If you are travelling, Try the Ice Hotel. It’s north. north. Very north. We’re really talking north.

It is as if it is moving north, as it is located 200 kilometers north of the North Pole. Like right behind Santa. I was. Even your glass is made of ice – TRUE Ice.

It’s 80 rooms that will travel to Kiruna, Sweden. Then it’s sleds and dogs and freezing your different parts. You won’t feel cozy until you rent a share in Fort Lauderdale.

I’m just trying to help you. I am friendly. I look at it this way. Just one problem. There are no boys ready to drive Alfa Romeo sleds at night.

Now we must come together to figure out what Nadler will do with the rest of his time. I was told he would go alone into the woods to make a statement without his wife there – and then would he know he was still wrong?

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.